polles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stickman Can't Fight 5]

I like the idea a lot, and it was pretty entertaining. The animation and artwork was well done, especially for a 'stick flash'. Some of the jokes were funny, but to be honest there was kind of a lack of creativity in them.

The voice acting was too unnatural though, that was probably the worst part.

guitan11 responds:

first time working with voice, so next time it will be better ;)

[StrawberryClock's Story]

What...

How many of you guys did it take to get that score?

Broken preloader, animation was horribly choppy, and it made no sense whatsoever.

Senmetsu responds:

It took 1 guy an afternoon to put this together. I just tossed on the others because they're my inspiration to keep making stuff :)

Thanks for the 0, although I'm not sure you understand the rating system. A flash with nothing in it would get a 0, this had pictures and music and a broken preloader. That took time and effort, mister!

[Clay Days: The Chosen One]

You sure watched a lot of knox :d

One of the best claymations I've seen, despite little actual animation it was still funny and entertaining. The voice acting, jokes and the concept of a monster that says dur all come from knox though, but since he stopped I'm sort of glad someone is continuing his style.

Keep up the good work

Lino responds:

Yeah, this was made a WHILE ago. I have since developed my own style of
jokes and stuff, and the more recent ones I post here will be much funnier,
and just generally better. Thanks for the review!

[Runescape Sucks Cock]

You have a great sense of humor

The beginning was a little dumb but the rest was hillarious

Smiley-Bob responds:

THANK YOU :D

[Metal Gear Brotha]

Heh, nice work.

The flash overall was nicely done. All the fancy textures in the beginning were a bit awkward, in my opinion. You might want to aviod doing that in the future, but its no big deal. Some of the parts were kind of funny too, but not too terribly funny. The animation put into this is nice and smooth, fitting for this kind of thing. A little shorter than what i would expect from a video of this quality, but I'm not going to take any points off for that. Overall nice job, don't let those kids who vote zero because it wasn't all mindless comedy.

PostTimeskipSam responds:

Don't worry, I don't take zeros seriously unless they've written something useful. Anyway I see what you mean with the textures, I probably wouldn't have taken it out completely, but would have made them more transparent.

Also the overlay texture was in the animation the entire time, but the dark background really brought the texture out. Woo lengthy response, I really appreciate your review and thanks for taking the time to write it all.

[Pokemon - Left 4 Dead]

pretty good

I dont actually own L4D but ive played it before and it kicks ass and I was a huge fan of pokemon back in like 2000. the new stuff is really gay tho... well anyways nice work on the flash, cool concept and some of the parts were kinda funny.

but i just couldn't resist replying to this dumbass's response: (its the 3rd one from mine if you want to read)

i kind of doubt the fact that you were never a fan of pokemon to some extent, maybe true but probably just trying to be cool or add something to the reason for disliking this flash. Of course the creators not really a "fan" of pokemon still, dumbass. Its like on robot chicken how kids shows are parodied but only becuase the viewers watched them when they were younger and can connect with it, its the same idea.

DISTRACT-A-BEE responds:

The Pokemon games are a huge nostalgia trip for me, back in elementary I had BLUE edition.

[runescape final]

how about a real review for you?

i feel like being pretty nice.

The concept of a spinning pile of shit flying arround no doubt astounds me. And to top that, its fading in and out! The music also is something of a wonderful sort, some black dude shouting a bunch of bullshit, to tell you the truth i dont think i have heard a sound that beutiful in years! Oh and the spinning "fuck you" really connects with the viewer. Why a 0? becuse thats what you want me to rate it of course, and i said i was being nice remember?

thehoopz responds:

i dont give a shit about review socre

[PSA: Socks are for Shoes]

eh...

i didnt really think it was very funny and the animating sucked. your 2nd flash was much funnier and considerably better made. also the thing you have against hippies isnt cool, your just following someone else that was trying to be cool saying they hate hippies.

CatpoopvsTrain responds:

Shut your mouth hole hippie!

[PSA: Childrens Television]

lol

not that good quality but "thats for being so fucking purple" really made me laugh. work on your drawing skills and it would be a LOT better

CatpoopvsTrain responds:

I try to make up my lack of flash skills with good humor. I would go though tutorials, but I'm to lazy.

[Pokemon: Pee Red Version]

grate

definatly beats my attempt at making a firered/leafgreen parody. too bad youve said OVOR 9000 TIMEZ that theres not going to be a sequel. luved the bellAWESOME part.

OrangePylon responds:

Is there any reason other than to piss me off for spelling it 'grate'?