polles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Luigi Gets Massive 2!]

sigh....

this is clearly a result of a 12 year old who watches too much tv and plays boring games mixed with computer and a flash authoring program. not funny, original, dramatic at all. yes, some of my own flashes are on the edge of being something like this, but at least their slightly funny or entertaining at some point. i say this because i bet there about 10 people ready to click my link and criticize my work because i wrote this review. darthvader456, i really think you need to like find your own style of humor or at least doing a family guy sort of thing where something crazy randomly happens in the middle of dialoge. oh and if you suck at making endings just always say to be continued so no one can say the ending sucked.

DarthVader456 responds:

Thx for the advice. and i do suck at endings. Family Guy is my favorite show and i never thought of doing that.

[What All Men Want]

lolz

the joke is pretty funny but there was no animation

NewGrounds-Bot responds:

Oh well, thanks.

[[KK] Happy Birthday Pr0n!]

omg

stop making these! Newgrounds should not be used as place to spam up and I wish people knew that. The whole flash was low quality

BmacDelete responds:

this isnt spam
this is a birthday flash

[The Spirit of China]

well...

it was funny at the end i guess

RainbowRiderAlpha responds:

yeah

[Animated guns]

okay

it was a nice test but really i think that the guns were all too similar... whatever anyway, good job. And u got all the medals in portal defenders, thats cool. I got all the medals in thing thing area 3 :D

fallensoul289 responds:

Thanks and i don't have all the medals in portal defenders yet

[Tom Fulp's Christmas!!!]

Umm...

se7en! You coppied the description right from wikipedia. Well, the movie was an okay song. Hi Tom!!!

TornFulp responds:

Hi Polles :D

[MT EP 1 : Wark v WW2Dude]

yeah that was a practice!!!

I'll list the problems:

the people's mouthes were everywhere(highly preventable problem)

too short

the gun looked like it was pointing at nothing (sorry if that was supposed to be like that)

Wark-Ento responds:

It's short because I did it in a day. You're right, I should've made it longer.

The mouths are NOT everywhere; they stretch off the characters' mouths while speaking. I do this on purpose because it is a style I like to use.

[Mario's Revenge: SE]

I liked it

very good job, that was one of the very best flashes that I ever saw!

GAMECUBICLE responds:

thanks :)

[Everything 4/8/07]

Well...

It wasn't exactly... good, funny or interesting. Maybe If you would give somewhat of a plot, like instead of having those little 12 sec. little clips of something random, you should have something like some one killing everyone scince the movie was mostly about that. The sound made it sound kinda sad.

RoCapp responds:

Maybe you didn't read the description.... IT WAS JUST BITS OF ANIMATION THAT I HAD DONE OVER A PERIOD OF TIME...

But, yeah. I agree. That would've been a whole lot more interesting.