polles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[runescape final]

how about a real review for you?

i feel like being pretty nice.

The concept of a spinning pile of shit flying arround no doubt astounds me. And to top that, its fading in and out! The music also is something of a wonderful sort, some black dude shouting a bunch of bullshit, to tell you the truth i dont think i have heard a sound that beutiful in years! Oh and the spinning "fuck you" really connects with the viewer. Why a 0? becuse thats what you want me to rate it of course, and i said i was being nice remember?

thehoopz responds:

i dont give a shit about review socre

[Cokemon]

[insert useless summary]

dude im in the 7th grade and have better ideas than this. work on everything and youll do better. bad concept, bad art, bad animation. sorry

[PSA: Socks are for Shoes]

eh...

i didnt really think it was very funny and the animating sucked. your 2nd flash was much funnier and considerably better made. also the thing you have against hippies isnt cool, your just following someone else that was trying to be cool saying they hate hippies.

CatpoopvsTrain responds:

Shut your mouth hole hippie!

[PSA: Childrens Television]

lol

not that good quality but "thats for being so fucking purple" really made me laugh. work on your drawing skills and it would be a LOT better

CatpoopvsTrain responds:

I try to make up my lack of flash skills with good humor. I would go though tutorials, but I'm to lazy.

[Kids These Days]

its true

although the children's media does no doubt promote "good morals", i'd hardly say its going to help them acheive anything. In reality, most of what it does is turn kids in bitchy little unfunny sacks of wannabes that really think "oh its okay, i can do whatever i want and go to mars when i grow up." Why people think this helps kids succede at life, i dont know. Me on the othr hand, know and accept the fact that theres a 95% chance that my future (not counting some sudden death) will hold a low/mid income 40 hours a week job, perhaps a wife and 1-4 children. (based on the fact that im a white male living in a mid income suburban communtity and getting passable grades and have a large family) but, who the hell knows wtih all this shit going on lately.

[Day of the Madness]

awesome

really, id have to say this is better than krinkles

[eBaums world dot com]

ah the memories

back when i was 3 or so, i would use my sister's computer and go onto internet explorer and look for games and such. i came across ebaumsworld in 1999, and i thought it was pretty cool. if you dont remember, websites back then were quite a bit simpler, and it took ages to load 1mb. (for most people, anyways) i really liked it, and checked it often. from 1999-2006 i was a fan of ebaums world and didnt give a shit where the stuff came from. nowadays, i dont like ebaumsworld anymore, but i still dont give a shit where it came from. this song is from 2005, when ad in flashes themselves were unavialable/uncommon. not to much later, ads started appearing in flashes. ebuamsworld MAKES people money now. also, if the authors put links in there, they'd get more traffic for their websites too. i read some of the dumbass reviews below this one, and they apparently stil think its 2005. ebaumsworld had 3 stages pf poplarity:

1998-2003 it was a little website for jokes and funny videos
2003-2007 it was widely known for stealing and was losing authors website traffic and recognition
2007-? it still was a bad name, but i dont see how its harming anything now that its got mostly youtube type crap on it.

as for the movie, it was pretty entertaining, lemon demon songs are either great or complete crap. animation wasnt the best ive seen but id still give it a good rating

[Pokemon: Pee Red Version]

grate

definatly beats my attempt at making a firered/leafgreen parody. too bad youve said OVOR 9000 TIMEZ that theres not going to be a sequel. luved the bellAWESOME part.

OrangePylon responds:

Is there any reason other than to piss me off for spelling it 'grate'?

[Luigi Gets Massive 2!]

sigh....

this is clearly a result of a 12 year old who watches too much tv and plays boring games mixed with computer and a flash authoring program. not funny, original, dramatic at all. yes, some of my own flashes are on the edge of being something like this, but at least their slightly funny or entertaining at some point. i say this because i bet there about 10 people ready to click my link and criticize my work because i wrote this review. darthvader456, i really think you need to like find your own style of humor or at least doing a family guy sort of thing where something crazy randomly happens in the middle of dialoge. oh and if you suck at making endings just always say to be continued so no one can say the ending sucked.

DarthVader456 responds:

Thx for the advice. and i do suck at endings. Family Guy is my favorite show and i never thought of doing that.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 3]

easter egg #3

I was talking to my friends joe yesterday it was kinda funny he had alot of jokes hahaha and there was this funny one he told me about this cat, and when he raped me... LOL