polles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[WGJ4K: Psychic Surgery]

Certainly abstract...

From beginning to end I never knew what was going to happen next. It seems to be a hell of a lot different from a lot of your other animations. Those were a bit softer and weren't very funny. The voice acting was great, the animation was great, but some of it was pretty unnecessary. One of the only problems were the little "beeps". They didn't even need to be there and they missed the actual word...

[Metal Gear Brotha]

Heh, nice work.

The flash overall was nicely done. All the fancy textures in the beginning were a bit awkward, in my opinion. You might want to aviod doing that in the future, but its no big deal. Some of the parts were kind of funny too, but not too terribly funny. The animation put into this is nice and smooth, fitting for this kind of thing. A little shorter than what i would expect from a video of this quality, but I'm not going to take any points off for that. Overall nice job, don't let those kids who vote zero because it wasn't all mindless comedy.

PostTimeskipSam responds:

Don't worry, I don't take zeros seriously unless they've written something useful. Anyway I see what you mean with the textures, I probably wouldn't have taken it out completely, but would have made them more transparent.

Also the overlay texture was in the animation the entire time, but the dark background really brought the texture out. Woo lengthy response, I really appreciate your review and thanks for taking the time to write it all.

[[KK] Ben Gunn in Space]

Pretty useless

I mean, what did you expect people to think of this when you submitted it? Not funny at all. The only part i kind of enjoyed was the song. What's that song anyways? Also, how many more of these are you planning on making? Please don't make anymore. I, and probably no one else actually enjoys these.

[Dicktionary.fla]

decent

Considering it was obviously made for school it was kind of interesting. Whats up with that blue guy in the beginning though? I wonder what you were supposed to do too, promote dictionary usage or somthin? lol.

[Halo 3 Awesome]

kind of worthless but

I love that song in the kitty krew intro! Actually kind of funny at some parts too, maybe if your other stuff wasn't such bullshit people might have recieved this different.

[Waiting for the Bus 2]

Teehee

The first one beats the fuck out of this one quite obviously becuase it was both epic funny and epic dramatic, but this ones prob better than some of the other ones. Some of those credits things were pretty funny though, like the beatles and various others.

[Pokemon - Left 4 Dead]

pretty good

I dont actually own L4D but ive played it before and it kicks ass and I was a huge fan of pokemon back in like 2000. the new stuff is really gay tho... well anyways nice work on the flash, cool concept and some of the parts were kinda funny.

but i just couldn't resist replying to this dumbass's response: (its the 3rd one from mine if you want to read)

i kind of doubt the fact that you were never a fan of pokemon to some extent, maybe true but probably just trying to be cool or add something to the reason for disliking this flash. Of course the creators not really a "fan" of pokemon still, dumbass. Its like on robot chicken how kids shows are parodied but only becuase the viewers watched them when they were younger and can connect with it, its the same idea.

DISTRACT-A-BEE responds:

The Pokemon games are a huge nostalgia trip for me, back in elementary I had BLUE edition.

[No Russian]

lol

i remember that level, the guys was like "remember, no russian" and then started shooting civilians and i was like wtf and kill them too. i likes that level :D wish it didnt include those idiots with the riot shields though

[I am Legend: Obvious]

yay :D

dude i really havnt seen a flash this funny in quite some times. the house part was hillarious and he had a picture of a house on him LOL. They really should have included more scenes of the fresh prince crying. i mean will smith.

[{ps} It Is Not Spam U Fag]

its sad

you have such great skill to make the menus look amazing, but the "actual flash" is images of yaks. Some people might think this is funny, but many will not get it or take it too seriously, therefore you will get a bad response. Also, being an asshole in the description is a very stereotypical thing to do when submitting a flash thats like this. saying fag dick and fuck does not make people mad or make you look cool like you were trying to do. next time, try to make something thats as good as the menu of this one was. if not, then fine i really dont give a shit i just like bitching about what other people made.