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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT"

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Posted by polles - July 9th, 2009


lawl that purple little bastard... anyone crazy enough to want him pm me


Posted by polles - July 6th, 2009


like a lot of people, my xbox got the red rings of death. the thing is, it might have another problem too. a few days ago, my xbox froze up after playing halo 3 for about 20 minutes. the screen had a weird pattern and the sound squealed. i tried doing all sorts of things from the outside of it, like putting a fan on it and such but the amount of time it worked kept getting shorter and shorter. i was too lazy to call microsoft for a while, and just today i tried turning it on. the screen was black and the controller slots were flashing red. ive been looking omline for any fixes, but so far ive only found ones you have to pay for. i saw one fix and i got halfway through taking it apart when there was a tool i didnt have. then i realized the video was just a preview. anyone know if microsoft still charges to fix this? (or any home fixes)


Posted by polles - June 26th, 2009


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'Hail Mary, full of grace..'

epic


Posted by polles - June 22nd, 2009


You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 7 days.
This is a result of the review you left for [DD] Nintendo Hentai Porn on 6/22/09 at 3:12:52 AM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: oh my god...
Review: THIS IS THE AWESUMEST FLASH I HAVE EVUR SEEN. I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR IT. I HAVE TAPED MY COMPUTER TO MY FACE SO I CAN CONSTANTLY SEE IT. EVERYONE VOTE 0 SO THIS MAN WILL KILL HIMSELF AND WE CAN PUT THEIR FACE ON MONEY.
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The moderator Coop83 gave the following reason for the ban:

"Caps spam, death threats to the user"

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: yeah, i guess that was caps, but it wasn't spam i was just being... you know... firm. but you would call that a death threat? really? he said in the description that they would kill themself if the score was low. also, i only said that because you have to be dead to be on money. at most, a death encouragement. these rules fucking piss me off. that wasn't even a real flash. leave a comment if something like this has happened to you.


Posted by polles - May 21st, 2009


find the secret message in this code and type it in the comments (hint: its six numbers). its in a picture so you cant copy and paste! bwahaha! sorry for the sorta low quality

its really not very hard

bianary challenge


Posted by polles - May 12th, 2009


ever since they shut down the thread i think a lot of people have been getting away with writing abusive reviews. I'll post some ones that are obvious here feel free to add any
http://delta657.newgrounds.com/reviews /flash (the ones with links)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
493542

"?!?!?!?!?!?????????"
by: MLPrntrsNTme
date: 1 hour ago
OMFG! WTF!


Posted by polles - April 16th, 2009


it is truely - bob's fav part of ng


Posted by polles - April 9th, 2009


Today started off okay but at about 10pm today, I found my good cat cheetah dead outside. I had him since I was 5 and it's gonna so weird without him arround anymore. He was 8 and actually, just turned 8 3 days ago. (my other cat is the mother so I know when he was born) poor kitty...

update: we found that the anifreeze was tipped over and spilled all over the ground near where he was laying. hmm... oh and here's a picture of him taken about 3 years ago.

Today is a sad day


Posted by polles - April 4th, 2009


i just made a new picture for my user page and IT'S ANIMATED! YAY!

lol


Posted by polles - March 19th, 2009


I FINALLY GOT ALL THE MEDALS ON THING THING ARENA 3!!!