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"Christians waste half their life preparing to rot in the ground"

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CONSPIRCEY HUH?

Posted by polles Dec. 7, 2009 @ 3:23 AM EST

http://trueconspiracies.com/

THE GOVERMENT HAS US!

the parts about god are bullshit though, people who understand that the world is fucked up cannot accept that they are living a meaningless 70 years in a world of illusions so they turn to this bible stuff to hope for some afterlife or savior. I for one, accept that my life is meaningless and all that happens when you die is you rot in the ground. Just try to enjoy that i can and perhaps try to fuck the goverment's plan up some day. nothing you see anywhere is uncensored. perhaps someone shouting off a building (lawl)

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My saing

Posted by polles Nov. 24, 2009 @ 8:34 PM EST

As you can see my little blurb says "Christians waste half their life preparing to die" becuase its true. really, it is. You ever meet one?

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HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY

Posted by polles Oct. 23, 2009 @ 12:27 AM EDT

EVEN THOUGH I LIEK USING CAPS ANYWAYS MAKING A DAY ABOUT IT MAKES IT FEEL GOODER

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90's nerd joke

Posted by polles Jul. 29, 2009 @ 5:20 AM EDT

C:/dos

C:/dos/run

run dos run

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windows vista

Posted by polles Jul. 13, 2009 @ 7:45 AM EDT

yes, we all have heard how annoying and stubbern it is. The thing is, ive used it for about a year and its now #2 on my favorite OS's. it has its flaws, but the thing is, IT WAS MADE FOR NEW AND EXPENSIVE COMPUTERS!!!!! my sister's computer has it, and i would see how it would make her not like it. she has a pretty new but cheaper computer and shes pretty stupid and falls for spyware and stuff, and now her computer works like crap. it only shows warnings on her computer, not mine. it crashes on hers occansionaly, but nver on mine. windows vista was made to max out a computers potential, and if it doesn't have it, it doesn't have it. simple as that. this whole thing with the new windows 7 reminds me strongly of windows millenium and 2000. millenium had holes for crappy computers to fall into easy, and so does vista. millenium was actually one of my favorite OS's, it was what my first computer had it and i was damn happy with it. just like how i am with my new computer. its got cool areo things and better hardware support (for NEWER NOT OLDER things) yet keeping it pretty simple. vista is also like millenium in the fact that microsoft was so fast to shove another version out there. millenium was replaced by 2000 quickly, and vista was (i guess) replaced by windows 7. the last thing id like to bring up is how mac slams on pc when pc doesnt do any of that crap. i mean WTF?? microsoft is not snobby like that, they even gave me a refund on a pirated copy of windows 98. (lol)

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HAY EVERYONE I FOUND BONZIBUDDY

Posted by polles Jul. 9, 2009 @ 6:49 AM EDT

lawl that purple little bastard... anyone crazy enough to want him pm me

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NNOOOO!!! my xbox!

Posted by polles Jul. 6, 2009 @ 12:50 AM EDT

like a lot of people, my xbox got the red rings of death. the thing is, it might have another problem too. a few days ago, my xbox froze up after playing halo 3 for about 20 minutes. the screen had a weird pattern and the sound squealed. i tried doing all sorts of things from the outside of it, like putting a fan on it and such but the amount of time it worked kept getting shorter and shorter. i was too lazy to call microsoft for a while, and just today i tried turning it on. the screen was black and the controller slots were flashing red. ive been looking omline for any fixes, but so far ive only found ones you have to pay for. i saw one fix and i got halfway through taking it apart when there was a tool i didnt have. then i realized the video was just a preview. anyone know if microsoft still charges to fix this? (or any home fixes)

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gran torino

Posted by polles Jun. 26, 2009 @ 9:55 PM EDT

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'Hail Mary, full of grace..'

epic

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all the more reason newgrounds is beoming worse

Posted by polles Jun. 22, 2009 @ 3:33 AM EDT

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 7 days.
This is a result of the review you left for [DD] Nintendo Hentai Porn on 6/22/09 at 3:12:52 AM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: oh my god...
Review: THIS IS THE AWESUMEST FLASH I HAVE EVUR SEEN. I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR IT. I HAVE TAPED MY COMPUTER TO MY FACE SO I CAN CONSTANTLY SEE IT. EVERYONE VOTE 0 SO THIS MAN WILL KILL HIMSELF AND WE CAN PUT THEIR FACE ON MONEY.
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The moderator Coop83 gave the following reason for the ban:

"Caps spam, death threats to the user"

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: yeah, i guess that was caps, but it wasn't spam i was just being... you know... firm. but you would call that a death threat? really? he said in the description that they would kill themself if the score was low. also, i only said that because you have to be dead to be on money. at most, a death encouragement. these rules fucking piss me off. that wasn't even a real flash. leave a comment if something like this has happened to you.

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bianary challenge

Posted by polles May. 21, 2009 @ 6:09 PM EDT

find the secret message in this code and type it in the comments (hint: its six numbers). its in a picture so you cant copy and paste! bwahaha! sorry for the sorta low quality

its really not very hard

bianary_challenge.gif

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